Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.
Dear Mom,
I'm 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Sincerely, your son, Justin B.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Dear Joker,
Want to know how I got this scar?
Sincerely, Harry.
Dear Harry,
I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets.
Sincerely, Cho Chang.
Dear Person Who Linked me this Site,
Please never send me a link again. I have responsibilities and absolutely no willpower.
Sincerely, I just broke the addiction to MLIA, damnit.
